The flight from California to Alabama was a good one. While on my chartered plane I prepped as I most always do, going over my latest seminar with precision. My notes were in front of me: First page, the njoy electronic cigarettes, 2nd page e cigarette safety, 3rd page volcano e cig, 4th page blu e cig review, 5th page e cig tanks, 6th page blu e cigarette, 7th page halo e juice, 8th page blu e cig cartridges.
I did what I so often did on these flights. I began thinking of a new and exciting way to present the audience with information about e cig tanks, halo e juice, blu e cig cartridges and volcano e cig. You see, if the audience is not interested in the way you present information about e juice you’ll never get anywhere. I, your humble correspondence, have done hundreds of these seminars. I was in other industries doing seminars before I decided to make e juice my calling, before I decided to become the deacon of e liquids. Now, I tend to do seminars on e cigarette safety, blu e cig cartridges, volcano e cig and njoy electronic cigarettes in my sleeps – or perhaps I should say I “can” do lectures about e cigarette safety, volcano e cig, blu e cig review, e cig tanks in my sleep.
After a few new entries into my workbook about e cigarette safety I decided it was time to get a little shuteye. I knew the plane would land soon, then I would be in Alabama and all those rabid fans asking me about volcano e cig, blu e cig review and e cig tanks.
I put on my volcano e cig, the one with an X through the volcano e cig. Before leaving the hotel I updated my notes on blu e cigarette, njoy electronic cigarettes, e cigarette safety and halo e juice. I then threw a few e cig tanks, njoy electronic cigarettes, halo e juice bottles and blu e cig cartridges into my bag as I left.
I arrived at the Alabama convention hall fairly early. A man by the name of Andres approached me.
Andres: are you going to talk about e cigarette safety or the volcano e cig first today, Mark?
I got onto the stage. The projector was up and running. You see all my topics that I was ready to discuss: e cigarette safety, blu e cigarette, blu e cig review were at the head of the table.
I took a deep breath as I always do and then I was ready.
“Hello, Alabama…” Are you ready to hear the gospel according to Mark from dreamEvapor.”
The crowd in Alabama who was ready to hear my blu e cig review erupted in cheer.
“As many of you know I go coast to coast, 365 days a year and 24/7. My goal is to let all of America know everything on every topic related to e juice, from e cig tanks to the blu e cigarette, from the horror that is blu e cig cartridges to my rambling on the blu e cig review. I will open up today’s seminar on the blu e cig review, because the blu e cig review or shall I say the negative blu e cig review has caused quite a stir recently.
To be continued….
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